You DJ so bad that...
You Dj so bad, you make tiesto look good.
You DJ so bad, that the power went out at your gig, and everyone started clapping
You DJ so bad, When you spin, the CROWD wears headphones!
You DJ so bad, they give free drinks at your gigs so people won't care what you sound like
You DJ so bad that the block party went to the next block over
You DJ so bad that the clubs in your area advertise that you WONT be playing play at them
You DJ so bad, you are the bartender.
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